re:Style - Quiz Special

How Fabulous Are You?

Judge how fabsolutely fabulicious you are using our eight question quiz below. Good luck!

1.
Approximately how many different shades of eyeliner do you have in your collection?

a.
1000
b.
1000¹⁰⁰
c.
1000¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰
d.
1000^10000000000

2.
Which one of the following fashion atrocities would you most like to see decorated with an array of bedazzling crystals?

a.
A bicycle
b.
A council flat
c.
A backwards child
d.
Africa

3.
Which of these classic colour combinacións from the Ravenelli ’07 collection do you think would best bring a sense of humorous antagonism to a jazz/espresso evening for experimental dance artistes of subtly varying potential?

a.
Breaded Orphan & Chocolate Bemusement
b.
Self-Inflicted Bruise & Topless Barrister
c.
Manila Cliché & Customised Peasant
d.
Misplaced Antidote & Fallujah Fiesta

4.
2009 has been something of a renaissance for many of our beloved luxury brands. In your opinion, which of the following has seen the biggest revival on the catwalks of Milan?

a.
Rymans
b.
Hovis
c.
Spar
d.
Moon Pig

5.
A designer gives you a velveteen neck belt to parade at Paris Fashion Month, but after trying it on you realise it is a slightly imperfect fit. Do you…?

a.
Get them fired straight away - do you know who I am?!...
b.
Wear it until you are out of sight, and get your agent to fire them later for another reason – the blood on my hands wouldn’t go with these shoes…
c.
Hug them and smile, but expose them publically in your next interview with Vogue - let fashion fire them…
d.
Remodel it into a velveteen wrist charm: as designer, and the premiere inspiration behind this new, innovative piece, you have a responsibility to fire them yourself – fashion has no victims, only criminals…

6.
FurLine™ are about to release their ever-magnificent spring Anthologie. If it was up to you, which Animal would you like to see shot and skinned for their latest range?

a.
Koala
b.
Dolphin
c.
Homeless Man
d.
Foreign Baby

7.
The famous Middle Eastern designer Q’Uim is famous for combining a militant Islamic ideology with the softest, most accessible fabrics on the market. But which of following catalogues changed your life the most?

a.
Mecca Moods
b.
Not-For-Prophet
c.
Sunni Afternoon
d.
Infidel-ity

8.
Which of the statements below best embodies your personal outlook?

a.
I always follow trends, but at a safe distance in case they turn around and notice me and it’s a bit awkward.
b.
Give a woman a skirt and she will wear it for a week. Give a woman the means to design a skirt and she will produce an entire catalogue of skirts which others will wear for a week. She will wear a much nicer, more expensive ball gown.
c.
Oh, is this fashion? I’m sorry, I didn’t realise. I was just being me.
d.
Fashion is a drug; God is an addict; I am a dealer. Meet me by the Esso Garage in about 20 minutes.


Score:

Mainly ‘a’s:

Hi there! Welcome to Fabulous, the finest fashion club in the whole of the globasphere. What’s your name? Hmm, didn’t quite catch that. Again? Sorry, its guest list only.

Mainly ‘b’s:

Ahh, I see you’ve just seen Fabulous. She’s amazing isn’t she? And popular, yes. Unfortunately Fabulous has a meeting right now in the land of important people and has to leave. She may be signing autographs later though if you want to stick about. I can’t guarantee anything though.

Mainly ‘c’s:

Congratulations! After successfully completing your ‘YAY!’-Levels you have officially been accepted into St. Fabulous University, Fashion-Ville. You still have a lot to learn though. You’ll never graduate in that dress. Yuk!

Mainly ‘d’s:

Fabs! Darling! Over here! How delightful of you to turn up to our party. Yes, you are late…but only fashionably – of course! Let Hans take your coat and then we can discuss my latest range over a Cosmo. I want your opinion before I send it on to Vivienne.

Bling Crosby

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