Thursday, March 19, 2009

re:Port - Setanta Viewers Left 'Shocked' After Sherwood Gaffe

The world of Football punditry was embroiled in yet another faux-pas fury last night when ex-Spurs stallion Tim Sherwood made reference to a brutal sex act during a live broadcast on Setanta Sports.

Commenting on a rash tackle made by Northwich Victoria's Ryan Brown on Wrexham's Mike Williams, Sherwood exclaimed: "He's literally pushed him on the floor, parted his bum cheeks and rammed home his massive throbbing member. He's not stopped there. He's pulled out, flipped reversed it and unloaded his love muck all over his ever-gaping mouth hole.'"

Coming just days after Alan Pardew’s now infamous 'rape' gaff, viewers were said to be 'appalled' and 'shocked but, embarrassingly, slightly aroused' after the comments were broadcast live on air.

At time of press Setanta were investigating 30 complaints, but this figure is widely expected to rise to 8523 as viewers who have been retrospectively offended will call in to register their dismay.

Tim Sherwood has refused to comment on the outburst.

Jon Bon Jovial


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