re:Port - Madame Tussaud's Reveal Keanu Reeves 'Model' Is Actually The Real Life Reeves

Madame Tussaud’s have today revealed that their Keanu Reeves ‘waxwork model’ is in fact the man himself. Reeves, of ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ fame, has been living in the main hall for over a year, and appears to have become very accustomed to life at Tussaud’s.

A spokesman for the popular tourist attraction had this to say:

"We always wanted to have a model of Keanu in Tussaud's so we flew him over from L.A. - where he was filming 'Matrix 4: Infinity+1' - to discuss some ideas. When he arrived he was really enthusiastic, and started to show us some of his world famous acting in the main hall. It suddenly dawned on us that we wouldn't even need a waxwork model. Keanu was just so dead. So lifeless. It was amazing."

"Keanu has been living with us now for sixteen months. He seems perfectly happy just performing all the time. Sometimes we wait until we close and arrange some of the other actors around him so that he can really get into character."

"He gets along well with the Lawrence Fishbourne we made for him, and it may be too early to say but I think he's dating the waxwork Beyonce Knowles. He's smiling all the time - I think he's finally found his home."

Reeves may be content but his fans have reacted to the news with a mixture of anger and bemusement. One baffled Reeves fanatic said “was he not already made of wax?”

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