Wednesday, April 1, 2009

re:Port - Breaking News: G20 Summit Postponed Following ANOTHER Cancellation

Reports in the press that tomorrow's G20 summit is to be postponed following multiple sudden cancellations were this afternoon confirmed by a G20 spokesperson. The summit, held annually for the world's 20 biggest and most renowned Gs, has been shrouded in yet further controversy following confirmation of another cancellation.



(OG Big "Dogg" McGraw)

In the last few hours it has been confirmed that OG Big "Dogg" McGraw has pulled out of the event scheduled to take place in London on Thursday 2nd of April. Citing reasons of "thuggin'" and "hustlin'", McGraw flew back to his native Compton this morning where he is to urgently resume the game.

His withdrawal comes hot on the heels of Tony "T-Bomb" Juarez's controversial expunction last week following the highly publicised dispute over crack import regulation with Don Emilio "Four Fingers and a Thumb" De La Grotte. Sources close to De La Grotte allege that Juarez refused to soften his position regarding item 3.2 on the agenda - the right to freely import crack. Juarez is a well know staunch advocate of laissez-faire who argues that less regulations and market restrictions would improve the global flow of crack in these times of economic uncertainty.

The ideological clash with De La Grotte, himself something of a crack game legend, has been a dark stormcloud brewing on the gangsta-political horizon ever since Don Emilio was named as Chairman of iCrack, the International crack trade regulatory watchdog.

With the spotlight of the world's media pointed squarely in the face of the G20 alliance, the big question is where this leaves the remaining 18 Gs currently on location in London. The international instability caused by the cancellations and the chaotic aftermath has led many commentators to brand the summit as "a public relations exercise with no discernible affect on everyday Thug Life".

Rumours that C-Boy, the successful krunk-hop star, was due to fill Juarez's place were widely ridiculed with one board level G, who refused to be named, openly questioning his "hoodtegrity".

re:Spectacle will continue to bring you the latest news on this story as it develops.

Philliustrious Schofield

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